Portia de Rossi – You remember her from Arrested Development. She was the eye candy in the show and has been with Ellen for almost a decade.
Michelle Rodriguez – She’s been a banger since Fast and the Furious and hasn’t looked back.
Anne Heche – She dated Ellen and is a definite throwback banger.
Anna Paquin – She’s technically bisexual since she’s married to her True Blood costar. Either way she’s off limits so sorry.
Kristanna Loken – She’s another actress that’s had plenty of relationships with women. How one no one ever has footage!
Evan Rachel Wood – We guess dating Marilyn Manson would make anyone cut off men.
Amber Heard – Becky Banger Central
Alex Sykes – Wanda Sykes wife is certified banger status. GET IT GIRL!!
Tila Tequila – If you squint then she’s attractive enough right? Okay we’ll move along.