Like typical narcissists, Kim Karadashian and Kanye West have named their premature baby “North” West. The infant, who was born last Saturday, left the hospital with her parents under heavy security last night. Doctors induced Kim’s labor 5 weeks early to prevent complications from preeclampsia. Kim, whose nickname is “Nori” — and Kanye West apparently have no concerns about their daughter being a walking punchline for the rest of her life. But that’s narcissists for you.