Cinderella, now single and ready to mingle


Jasmine(Alladin) Forced to join the army to defend her country against the American Troops


Red Riding Hood tired of bringing other people food


Sleeping Beauty never woke up after drinking HEAVILY at the Reception


Snow White and The prince had Quadripulets the prince refuses to use a Condom OR Change Diapers and the marriage suffered after that!!


Tweety won the Lotto dumped grandma and shacked up with Sylvester who gambled her winnings away, Now grandma passed away and TWEETY IS HOMELESS!!


Barbie was dumped by Ken for one of the Bratz girls, I guess "Once you go BLACK you never Go BACK"