River Plate Soccer Players Are Taking Viagra To Face STIFF OPPOSITION!!

River Plate are hoping to combat the effects of playing at high altitude by giving their players a cocktail of Viagra, coffee and aspirin in order to perform in the thin air.The Buenos Aires-based club face Bolivian outfit San Jose in their Copa Libertadores clash on Thursday.San Jose play their home games at the Estadio Jesus Bermudez which is situated nearly 3,800 metres above sea level.

River Plate’s team doctor confirmed that the medication was to counter the effects of altitude sickness during the match. ‘Viagra will stimulate the circulation of oxygen in the blood and help footballers breath better,’ he explained. The players have also rented oxygen masks to avoid difficulties in order to combat the effects of the high attitude in Bolivian city of Oruro.

River Plate's Teofilo Gutierrez holds the Recopa Sudamericana trophy after his side's victory in February 

Betty White Gets Some “TONGUE ACTION”!!!

Some writer at SNL just made their weird, fan-fiction erotic dreams come true by having Betty White and Bradley Cooper make out as Taylor Swiftwatched.

Saturday Night Live‘s 40th anniversary special included a very, very long “Californians” sketch (which originally debuted in 2012) filled with too many celebrities, including former cast members Fred Armisen, Kristen Wiig, Bill Hader and Laraine Newman, but no one really cared because at some point Kerry Washington, Taylor Swift, Bradley Cooper and Betty White showed up.

Taylor ate her hair, but was then totally upstaged by a full-on make out session between White and Cooper.

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It probably would’ve kept going for another three hours, but David Spade and Cecily Strong had to show up and literally ask everyone to stop.

THATS WHAT U GET FOR F#*KIN WITH GODS CREATURES!!

American Student Learns the Downside of Running With the Bulls

This weekend an American college student answered the eternal question—”I wonder if it’s worth it to pay money to get close enough to a bull that he could gore my sphincter?”—with a firm no.

Benjamin Miller, a 20-year-old Georgia resident, was celebrating at the Carnaval del Toro in Ciudad Rodrigo, Spain when he reportedly set out running alongside what turned out to be quite the aggressive bull. A photographer on scene documented the goring, which left Miller with serious injuries to his thighs, sphincter and back muscles.

“It’s not the worst injury I’ve seen, but it’s the biggest goring wound I’ve ever had to operate on,” surgeon Enrique Crespo told reporters after performing a three-hour operation on Miller, who is now reportedly in intensive care.

American Student Learns the Downside of Running With the Bulls

American Student Learns the Downside of Running With the Bulls

American Student Learns the Downside of Running With the Bulls

American Student Learns the Downside of Running With the Bulls

American Student Learns the Downside of Running With the Bulls

[images via AP]

Joe Biden is a “CLOSET FREAK”!! LOL

Do you know that person who always gets way too close when they talk to you? That’s Vice President Joe Biden.

So some people are a little more touchy-feely when they talk, and that’s totally okay. But Biden is the king of creep, the sultan of stroke, the baron of the brush, the caesar of physical contact.

Biden stole headlines on Tuesday after he gently caressed Defense Secretary Ash Carter’s wife Stephanie during Carter’s swearing-in ceremony. But let’s not forget that Biden has a long history of intimate gestures with complete strangers and acquaintances.

The “REAL” Beyonce!!

Don’t even bother ringing the alarm, the Beyhive’s already handled it.

A website called “The Beyoncé World” leaked 224 allegedly un-retouched images of Beyoncé Wednesday, sending fans into a meltdown of apocalyptic proportions.

The images were apparently taken from Beyoncé’s 2013 L’Oréal commercial shoots and ad campaigns — she is a spokesperson for the brand. The images, which Complex was able to grab, show the singer with wrinkled and blemished skin.

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Here is one of Beyoncé’s L’Oréal ads, for comparison:

 

Before we move on, we’d like to clarify that Beyoncé still looks great. This is how she woke up and she remains ***flawless. While, yes, this may make you feel she is more relatable, a human even, never forget that she is still the Queen, and she is fresher than you.

Now back to the Beyhive, who collectively lost their damn mind when the images leaked, to the point where the “The Beyoncé World” was forced to remove the images within an hour of posting due to backlash.

The site owners posted a comment explaining their actions:

Due to the disdain of the BeyHive, we have removed the photos. We don’t want to cause any drama, nor do we wish to start fan wars. Some of the things we have seen posted were just horrible, and we don’t want any parts of it. We were just posting the photos to share the fact that our queen is naturally beautiful, at the same time she is just a regular woman.

Others, still, are claiming the unretouched pictures were actually doctored. YEAH RIGHT!!

Amber Rose Disses Kylie Jenner And The Fight Goes To Twitter

Amber Rose has branded Kim Kardashian a ‘wh*re’ during a bitter Twitter feud with Khloe, and claimed that OJ Simpson is the latter’s real father.

After she blasted Kylie Jenner, Khloe spoke out in her little sister’s defense, and now the model – who previously dated Kanye West – has some more cruel comments about the family.

It all began when Amber called Kylie a ‘baby’ and said she ‘needs to go to bed at seven o’clock’, adding that rumoured boyfriend Tyga, 25, ought to be ‘ashamed’ for dating the 17-year-old.

Bitter feud: Amber Rose (L) and Khloe Kardashian started slinging mud on Twitter on Monday

Bitter feud: Amber Rose (L) and Khloe Kardashian started slinging mud on Twitter on Monday

Bitter rivalry: Amber cruelly labelled Kim Kardashian, the wife of her former flame Kanye West, a 'wh*re' as the social media battle turned increasingly nasty 

Bitter rivalry: Amber cruelly labelled Kim Kardashian, the wife of her former flame Kanye West, a ‘wh*re’ as the social media battle turned increasingly nasty

Bitter war of words: OJ Simpson - pictured here in his 1994 mugshot - appears to be the 'professional football player' that Amber Rose claims is Khloe Kardashian's real father 

Bitter war of words: OJ Simpson – pictured here in his 1994 mugshot – appears to be the ‘professional football player’ that Amber Rose claims is Khloe Kardashian’s real father

Three days after her interview with K Foxx on Power 105.1’s The Breakfast Club, Khloe fired back, noting that Amber used to be a stripper. 

Quoting a line from Amber’s radio interview, Khloe tweeted: ‘”I was a stripper since I was 15 years old,” Amber Rose told Foxx. Please don’t worry about my sister who has a career & her s*** together at ONLY 17. people who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.

‘Please stop talking about us in interviews mama. None of us talk about you.’

Amber responded: ‘I’m happy u brought up the fact that I was a stripper at 15…. I’ll be that lil w***e to support my family like ur older sister is a w***e 2 support hers. We’re even. [sic]’

She also appeared to poked fun at the numerous reports that Khloe has a different father from her other Kardashian sisters, suggesting that O.J. Simpson is her real dad – a rumour which has been doing the rounds for some time.

‘U think because ur dad was a professional football player that got away with murder ur better than me girl?’ Amber wrote.

Simpson was famously acquitted of murdering his wife Nicole Brown Simpson. Before his arrest and trial, OJ was good friends with Khloe’s mom, Kris Jenner, and her late father, Robert Kardashian.

Robert also served as O.J.’s defense attorney.

Khloe even brought up the idea that Robert might not really be her biological dad on an episode of her reality show, but appeared to laugh off the claims.

The feud begins! Amber Rose calls Kylie Jenner ‘a baby’

Not mincing their words: The model branded Kim Kardashian a ‘w***e’, and Khloe was quick to fire back

Taking it to the next level: Amber  started posting memes after Khloe brought up the fact that she used to be a stripper

Taking it to the next level: Amber started posting memes after Khloe brought up the fact that she used to be a stripper

Fighting words: In her latest insult, Amber Rose claims that OJ Simpson is Khloe's real father 

Fighting words: In her latest insult, Amber Rose claims that OJ Simpson is Khloe’s real father

Warning: Amber also posted this meme, suggesting that the Kardashian family shouldn't mess with her

Warning: Amber also posted this meme, suggesting that the Kardashian family shouldn’t mess with her

What will Kim say? Kardashian was seen driving back in LA on Monday with a stern look on her face 

What will Kim say? Kardashian was seen driving back in LA on Monday with a stern look on her face

Referring to the song by Khloe’s on-off boyfriend French Montana, she added: ‘#DontPanic.’

Amber also posted a meme which showed three pictures of Kanye, and the words: ‘When ur sister in law calls out ur ex for being a stripper… but ur wife has a sex tape. [sic].’

The model, who hails from Philadelphia, shared another photo of Kanye chatting to all of the Kardashian family, and the caption: ‘She’s from South Philly… Y’all might not want this problem.’

Khloe quickly hit back: ‘Lol #DontPanic well damn, I didn’t realize I called you a w***e… But at the end of the day I guess people love to call us all w***es. Easiest jab to throw. It is what it is. We still livin though [sic]. Crying at the #DontPanic yes we are even.’

She added: ‘My point was proven. She can’t even wait 10 mins before mentioning one of our names SMH.’

Amber replied once again, saying: ‘Girl just @ me. I really don’t want to read u to filth darling. But I will. Sit down.’

Caught in the crossfire: Kim, pictured on Sunday, is married to Amber's ex-boyfriend Kanye West

Caught in the crossfire: Kim, pictured on Sunday, is married to Amber’s ex-boyfriend Kanye West

Protective: Khloe launched into a Twitter rant after hearing that Amber had slammed her little sister Kylie Jenner

Protective: Khloe launched into a Twitter rant after hearing that Amber had slammed her little sister Kylie Jenner

When one of Khloe’s followers had replied to her initial Twitter rant to point out that Amber stripped to ‘provide for her family’, the 30-year-old continued: ‘Not mad she was a stripper. But don’t say my sister should be in bed by 7 when she wasn’t.’

She went on, explaining that the Kardashians are often asked about Amber in interviews but refuse to comment, and suggested she return the favour.

‘We get asked questions about people all the time and my sisters and I always take the high road and don’t answer,’ Khloe tweeted. ‘Truth is we don’t know these people. I don’t know Amber so why would I comment on her. I’m not going to comment on someone I don’t know.

‘That’s unfair. We all hear things via social media or blogs but I would only want to comment on someone if I actually knew them and or had my own personal history with them. I would think others would want the same respect.’

A friendlier time: Amber branded Kylie a 'baby' and said Tyga should not be dating her. They are pictured in July

A friendlier time: Amber branded Kylie a ‘baby’ and said Tyga should not be dating her. They are pictured in July

Rant: Khloe posted a series of tweets, telling Amber not to comment on her family, as they do not comment on her

Amber Rose quizzed about Kanye & Kim Kardashian

She concluded: ‘3 sides to EVERY story. His, hers and the truth. I’m not passing judgment but I wish others would do the same until they have FACTS.’

Khloe and Tyga were quickly trending on Twitter following the Keeping Up With The Kardashians star’s posts, and once Amber replied, ‘#DontPanic’ was a top trend.

When asked about Tyga’s rumoured new girlfriend during her radio interview on Friday, Amber had said: ‘[Kylie’s] a baby, she needs to go to bed at 7 o’clock and relax.’

She added: ‘That’s ridiculous. [Tyga] should be ashamed of himself. That’s how I feel. For sure. He has a beautiful woman and a baby and left that for a 16-year-old who just turned 17.’

Age gap: Kylie is rumoured to have been dating the rapper for several months now, although their relationship has not been confirmed. They are seen here in December

Age gap: Kylie is rumoured to have been dating the rapper for several months now, although their relationship has not been confirmed. They are seen here in December

Kylie Jenner and Tyga fuelled dating rumours at Thanksgiving

Former flame: Amber and Kanye dated several years ago. They are pictured here in January 2010

Former flame: Amber and Kanye dated several years ago. They are pictured here in January 2010

The curvaceous 31-year-old happens to be good friends with Tyga’s ex-fiancee Blac Chyna, who is also the mother of his two-year-old son, King.

After the row, Amber’s estranged husband Wiz Khalifa appeared to side with Khloe when he started following her on Twitter, while Kim’s ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush decided to follow Amber.

TMZ is reporting that Wiz wants more custody of his and Amber’s one-year-old son, Sebastian – and has criticised her parenting – although no legal documents have been filed as yet.

The site claims they have viewed documents detailing a list of complaints, including, ‘Amber often stays out all night, requiring that relatives and staff stay over.

Baby mama: Tyga, pictured here in February last year, with former fiancee Blac Chyna who is the mother of his two-year-old son, King

Baby mama: Tyga, pictured here in February last year, with former fiancee Blac Chyna who is the mother of his two-year-old son, King

Tyga and Blac Chyna arrive at Last King store in LA

 ‘Amber and her mom have a volatile relationship, laced with “shouting matches and vulgar exchanges,”‘

Meanwhile, in the same radio interview, Amber appeared to praise Kim – who is now married to her ex Kanye – the couple dated for two years, but split up in 2010.

She said: ‘She’s such a beautiful girl. She has potential to be like really dope, but to me she’s not. It doesn’t have to do with Kanye… They are a match made in heaven for sure.’

Referring to Kim and her famous family, Amber added: ‘I really don’t hate those girls. I really don’t. I don’t really respect them, but I don’t hate ‘em.’

Amber has had her own share of man troubles over the last 12 months, which culminated in her filing for divorce from her husband in September.

The former couple, who share a Sebastian – who turns two next week – had been married for just over a year.

The split was acrimonious with accusations that she caught rapper Wiz in bed with two sisters and the pair have been publicly feuding ever since.

But she seems to have softened her stance with the passage of time, reported US Weekly.

When asked about the infidelity, she told the radio hosts: ‘It’s like “Dude that’s not you.” That’s not my husband.

‘That’s not the man that I know. Wiz isn’t a bad guy. He has great spirit, that’s why I married him. People make mistakes.’

One co-host claimed the young rapper was ‘allowed three hall passes,’ to which Rose replied: ‘What if he…’

‘Used them up?’ another co-host asked, and she nodded her head.

Husband and wife: Amber was married to Wiz Khlaifa for just over a year and filed for divorce in September

Amber Rose, Wiz Khalifa on 2014 VMAs red carpet

But it seems she has now moved on, confessing: ‘I have a Valentine this year.

‘Of course my son Sebastian is my baby so he is always my Valentine – but I also have an actual Valentine and he’s a really nice guy.’

The confused presenters then pointed out that she was a married woman not so long ago and asked if she and rapper Wiz had rekindled their relationship.

However, a blushing Amber admitted that she had met someone new.

‘Me and Wiz have been broken up for quite a few months,’ Amber explained. ‘I now have a very special friendship with James Harden. He’ll be my Valentine – if he acts right.

‘I have a Valentine this year’: The newly single star admitted James would be getting a present for her as long as he played his cards right

‘But I’m not going to confirm anything because it’s only been a month. He’s an amazing guy though.’

The presenters then attempted to gently warn Amber about basketball star James, informing her that he has a little bit of a reputation when it comes to his love life.

But she was quick to defend her Valentine.

She said: ‘We all have reputations. When I was with Wiz, he was young and he used to get lots of girls. But do you know what? I have a lot of guys who try to talk to me daily too.

‘It’s very easy for me as well. But me and James have developed a really good friendship.’

Early days: The striking model revealed that she had been introduced to her new man a month ago

Kanye West Drops A Single For His New Adidas Yeezy 750 Boost

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Pairing the debut with the release of his new Adidas Yeezy 750 Boost shoe, Kanye West shared a new song called “Wolves” featuring Sia and Chicago rapper Vic Mensa earlier today.

“Wolves” is reportedly the first song on his upcoming album and the third to be shared since the release of “Only One” and the Paul McCartney and Rihanna featuring “FourFiveSeconds.” The new song was produced by Cashmere Cat who has also worked with Miguel and Ariana Grande.

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